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Frasier's Darkest Moment
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Forgetting How to Walk: The Self-Consciousness Shuffle
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The Heat Lamp and the Stairwell
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28
The Strange Relief and Rest of My Aching Skull
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22
The Tragedy of the Great-Grandma Bowl Cut
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20
Sweaty Jeans and Dusty Boots: Finding Fun Again
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11
Thank You, Redhead Guy
Lifting alone and its consequences
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11
On Funeral Photos
Some thoughts about what matters
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Archer Parquette
16
The Great Escape and Tragic Demise of Pierre the Gerbil
Reposez en paix, mon frère.
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12
An Ode to Dale, Our Lawnmower Guy
On neighborhoods, friendliness, community and lawn care
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18
Inside the Wild, Terrifying, Bizarre, Absurd, Posthumous, Self-Funded Horror Movie That Boggled My Mind
How 15 years, vast sums of oil money, and the childhood nightmares of a meth-smoking millionaire resulted in The Evil Within.
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Surrounded by Stories
A tale of embarrassment, ideas, attention, looking and seeing on two warm afternoons
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13
The Great Phone Relapse of 2025
I scrolled for 8 million hours, and all I got was this dumb column.
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9
14 Old and Bold Books
These may not be recent, but they are, in fact, decent.
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Growing Up on the Banks of the Vomit River
A long day in Chicago
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Worthless Trash
Worthless Trash
Just a little trash from my desk to yours. Jokes, books, movies, possum hygiene tips, etc.

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